Wardrobe Challenge - Dress Like a Song

Today's Wardrobe Challenge is brought to you by Jane at Workthatwardrobe.

My song is "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake. This is a great song and a fun band.

The outfit:

That's my new black brocade jacket (as one of my co-workers pointed out, it would make a good vampire jacket!), and my blue wool suit skirt (the shortest skirt I own).

Here's the song, if you aren't familiar with it:

I want a girl with a mind like a diamond,

I want a girl who knows whats best,

I want a girl with shoes that cut,

And eyes that burn like cigarettes.

I want a girl with the right allocation,

Who's fast, and thorough, and sharp as a tack.
She's playing with her jewelry,
She's putting up her hair,
She's touring the facility and picking up slack.
I want a girl with a short skirt,
And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong jacket.

I want a girl who gets up early,

I want a girl who stays up late,

I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity,

Who uses a machete to cut through red tape.

With fingernails that shine like justice,

And a voice that is dark like tinted glass

She is fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack,

She's touring the facility and picking up slack.

I want a girl with a short skirt,

And a long, long jacket.

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation,

I want a girl with good dividends.

At Citi Bank we will meet accidentally,

We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen.

She wants a car with a cupholder armrest,

She wants a car that will get her there,

She's changing her name from Kitty to Karen,

She's trading her MG for a white Chrysler Le Baron.

I want a girl with a short skirt,
And a loooooooooooooooooooooooong jacket.

My husband likes to sing this to me. I wish my fingernails shone like justice and my eyes burned like cigarettes! Ha!

Jacket (Rainbows), turtleneck (Reitman's), skirt (Le Chateau), tights (don't recall), boots (some cheap brand), necklace (Melanie Lynn), earrings (don't recall).