Welcome to our weekend silliness!
We are starring in Men In Black: Another Dimension!
Starring: L as Agent L, Sheila as Agent S, and special guest star Vizzini appearing as Agent V.
Agents L and S were having a quiet morning, lounging around in their black suits, reading the paper.
"Yeah, it's also definitely not connected to all the plumbers disappearing."
But Special Agent V is on the case!
|"It sounds suspicious. I should check with my informants."|
Agent V's informants were very agitated! Something IS going on!
|"Plumbers are going missing? Hmmm...you smell delicious..."|
"Agent V! Rally the Men in Black to save the universe! Nyogtha is trying to break through into our dimension!"
|"Tell me more about this Nyogtha! Is he a many-tentacled horror?"|
"Yes! Hurry! Summon the Men In Black"
Agent V alerted Agent S as soon as he'd finished napping.
|"A rift is going to happen. The mice told me."|
Agent V, how can we help?
|"Get Agent L immediately, Woman!"|
|"Mouse informants, tell Agent L what you told me!"|
They told of a tentacled horror, coming up through the plumbing, trying to break through into our world!
|"Help us, Men in Black! He'll destroy the universe and kill us all!"|
Agents S and L investigated and to their horror, found it was true!
|"I'm a very scary inter-dimensional being! RAR! I will eat you!"|
Agent L tried the Cricket.
|"I try to pull you in with my grabby tentacles! C'mere!"|
It may be small but it packs a wallop.
You might be able to view this shot of the Cricket in action! (or not, I'm not sure if this will work for you - you might need to try clicking the > Play button a couple of times).
|"RAR! Your guns have no effect on me!"|
Agent S alone couldn't hurt it!
Only together could the Men In Black conquer their inter-dimensional foe!
And...FIRE! Death to Nyogtha and his tentacles!
|"Aieeeee!!! Nooooo!! Not both together!"|
Both the explosive power of the Cricket and the heat from the Golden Bazooka were able to save us all!
And maybe you can see it in action!
But now that you've been exposed to the sordid underbelly of the REAL situation going on in the world, not to mention a talking cat and mouse informants, I'm afraid you're going to have to look over here...Right here...just look at these silver things and...
Our Neuralizers will ensure that you don't remember any of this. You only THINK that we're in the middle of a pandemic. Good thing we're here to keep the real truth from you.
And so, the Men (and Cat) In Black, saved the Universe again.
Heh heh, that was fun. Here's my outfit.
- Suit - Part Two; jacket last worn here in September 2019 with some animal pattern-mixing; pants last worn here in July 2019 with the jacket.
- Shirt - J. Crew, thrifted; last seen here in August 2019 with a very short skirt (and a bow-tie!)
- Shoes - Half Truth Veda, Fluevog; last worn here in March with pink floral
I swapped out my glasses for my sunglasses (an essential accessory for a Man in Black such as I), so I didn't know this pic was blurry until now. Oh well.
I was dressed in this while I made Nyogtha's tentacles out of three pairs of black socks stuffed with aluminum foil.
My Golden Bazooka is three scotch whisky tins taped together, with two golden candlesticks as handles, and the attachment for my immersion blender taped to the top. The little red thing on the end is the tuning snark from L's guitar.
And now I'm all chill...
- Sunglasses - the Patch
- Tie - Escada by Margaretha Ley, vintage 80s, thrifted
- Silver/onyx ring - Tocarra, vintage fair
- Shield ring - Nine West
- Studs - don't remember
The tie says, "Has a love letter won your heart?"
Agent L and Agent V, hanging out on the couch this morning.
|"Saving the world is hard work."|
I hope you had fun! Remember, there is NO inter-dimensional multi-tentacled being trying to break through into our universe and kill us all!
It's only a pandemic. Everyone be calm and enjoy the rest of your weekend.
Agent S, over and out.